I remember when I was a kid, I went on the computer just to use Paint. →
..and this
(Source: blurringrealitylines)
When you're thinking about really inappropriate things and suddenly you start to believe that people in the room can read your mind. →
(Source: zcatz)
When theres a hair on your tongue and you try to take it out without looking →
And you’re all like “WHY CANT I FIND YOU”
(Source: peanutbutter-to-my-jelly)
(A person can’t live on ‘I love you’ alone.)
(Source: tumblr4men)
- first day of school: 30 pencils, 64 crayons, 20 pens, 12 rulers, 10 notebooks.
- end of school year: 1 pencil you found in the hallway.
That beautiful moment when you're in a restaurant and you see your food coming →
then it turns out that its going to the table next to you.
(Source: pinwh33ls)
prefieroatragantarmeconmerengue:
Bath mat turns red when wet.
I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.
Then wait for the screams of terror.
(Source: isadilli)
They’re both texting someone right now saying ‘some weird guy next to me is wearing the same thing as me.’
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